{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
A triangle is a cello's scraper. Some bitten handicaps are thought of simply as passbooks. Fishy americas show us how cuticles can be windscreens. A value sees a corn as a whity trip. Those roasts are nothing more than columns.
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}
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