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Castle Park High School (CPHS) is a four-year public high school in Chula Vista, California, United States. Established in 1963, the school serves grades 9–12. It has approximately 1,500 students, those of which are primarily from low to middle-income families. The campus covers 46 acres and is just 6 miles north of the Mexico–United States border.
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