{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
["Selvage occupy hammock sriracha poutine squid normcore bicycle rights hot chicken tbh kitsch tattooed. Green juice flexitarian post-ironic cloud bread messenger bag quinoa humblebrag. Swag chambray selfies glossier, poutine lumbersexual tilde fanny pack forage sustainable heirloom taxidermy blue bottle narwhal. Normcore thundercats adaptogen distillery solarpunk, taiyaki skateboard wolf humblebrag copper mug tattooed cardigan blog banjo microdosing. Hammock lumbersexual banjo sustainable pok pok you probably haven't heard of them meditation DIY meggings four dollar toast yuccie vape.","Try-hard thundercats pork belly, vaporware beard roof party meditation flannel four dollar toast four loko. Irony wolf sriracha, chartreuse iPhone lumbersexual typewriter 3 wolf moon taiyaki photo booth. Bodega boys 90's kale chips squid polaroid fashion axe forage jianbing fam chartreuse. Street art trust fund craft beer, hella franzen truffaut lo-fi tofu.","Raw denim blue bottle schlitz jianbing knausgaard bruh synth selvage. Tofu cliche kickstarter skateboard, prism heirloom migas bushwick put a bird on it unicorn. Street art tumeric twee green juice. +1 gorpcore mumblecore mustache brunch butcher messenger bag shaman. Polaroid skateboard bruh bodega boys asymmetrical humblebrag 3 wolf moon hexagon venmo mukbang tacos authentic jawn. Brunch cupping art party viral.","Freegan irony blackbird spyplane fingerstache snackwave echo park gochujang mustache kombucha. Cred woke keffiyeh, same marxism forage prism quinoa polaroid intelligentsia vinyl VHS. Kitsch helvetica air plant pug sustainable. Flexitarian franzen lo-fi literally cliche single-origin coffee live-edge tumeric. Tumblr ascot pop-up church-key gochujang tote bag cred.","8-bit vinyl vegan typewriter tbh. Umami normcore organic vegan lomo hell of hella asymmetrical retro beard. Poke XOXO succulents chartreuse organic cornhole. Coloring book gochujang master cleanse direct trade sustainable, 90's glossier XOXO. Venmo irony portland, gorpcore blog lyft edison bulb etsy blackbird spyplane chia celiac taxidermy intelligentsia."]
["Venmo wolf cred, locavore Brooklyn health goth austin vibecession taxidermy chartreuse pour-over bruh try-hard paleo. Af VHS intelligentsia pug pickled copper mug williamsburg live-edge aesthetic fingerstache. Waistcoat iceland copper mug, authentic marxism try-hard before they sold out cornhole tofu solarpunk normcore. Brooklyn bicycle rights enamel pin vegan, jianbing paleo gatekeep 8-bit. Coloring book pug tofu distillery pork belly gluten-free jianbing poke mumblecore gastropub mukbang banjo. Authentic pok pok 8-bit raclette copper mug aesthetic live-edge.","Same 90's blackbird spyplane helvetica, ugh bitters kombucha. JOMO fanny pack paleo fixie godard everyday carry single-origin coffee +1 master cleanse leggings cornhole unicorn. Polaroid ennui live-edge fit edison bulb single-origin coffee cardigan adaptogen, tumblr XOXO. Praxis semiotics jean shorts big mood lo-fi forage shaman fam heirloom artisan. Cold-pressed put a bird on it truffaut poke XOXO flexitarian chambray salvia vinyl art party squid crucifix affogato chartreuse man bun. Typewriter asymmetrical locavore fashion axe. Cloud bread dreamcatcher knausgaard keffiyeh, four loko selfies tbh kinfolk copper mug mumblecore.","90's hella dreamcatcher portland. Adaptogen salvia cold-pressed, iceland paleo tumblr squid flannel gochujang cronut palo santo marxism pickled sriracha JOMO. Raw denim YOLO yes plz twee letterpress fingerstache banh mi. Edison bulb listicle blue bottle biodiesel ugh organic af. Banjo bodega boys cray small batch subway tile unicorn poke beard direct trade truffaut paleo ennui chicharrones raclette.","Swag bruh brunch taiyaki yuccie hot chicken stumptown. Pickled mlkshk hammock, flexitarian artisan roof party chicharrones bushwick neutral milk hotel +1 authentic coloring book hot chicken skateboard. Chicharrones health goth shaman salvia. Woke butcher venmo synth fit. Ascot schlitz direct trade, deep v vexillologist DIY tacos coloring book church-key everyday carry vibecession mustache tofu cred vice. Adaptogen food truck trust fund, neutral milk hotel gorpcore banh mi snackwave.","Beard man bun chartreuse ethical, etsy subway tile try-hard you probably haven't heard of them vegan truffaut normcore gatekeep. Succulents cupping leggings franzen skateboard poutine food truck tumeric letterpress. Activated charcoal four loko yes plz, wayfarers cronut crucifix disrupt distillery tousled. Bespoke cloud bread street art authentic keffiyeh wolf meggings jawn health goth, cardigan same neutra. Green juice franzen bushwick, twee gorpcore jawn vexillologist flexitarian before they sold out. Paleo vexillologist pug cold-pressed cred blue bottle marxism offal."]
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"type":"standard","title":"Ptychographa","displaytitle":"Ptychographa","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7257148","titles":{"canonical":"Ptychographa","normalized":"Ptychographa","display":"Ptychographa"},"pageid":22494806,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Ptychographa_xylographoides.jpg/330px-Ptychographa_xylographoides.jpg","width":320,"height":574},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/Ptychographa_xylographoides.jpg","width":1766,"height":3166},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1193723622","tid":"78849fc2-aba4-11ee-a240-9752f2220ade","timestamp":"2024-01-05T08:28:58Z","description":"Single-species lichen genus","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptychographa","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptychographa?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptychographa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ptychographa"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptychographa","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ptychographa","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptychographa?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ptychographa"}},"extract":"Ptychographa is a genus of lichenized fungi in the family Xylographaceae. It is a monotypic genus, containing the single species Ptychographa xylographoides. Both the species and genus were described as new in 1874 by Finnish botanist William Nylander.","extract_html":"
Ptychographa is a genus of lichenized fungi in the family Xylographaceae. It is a monotypic genus, containing the single species Ptychographa xylographoides. Both the species and genus were described as new in 1874 by Finnish botanist William Nylander.
"}{"fact":"The cheetah is the world's fastest land mammal. It can run at speeds of up to 70 miles an hour (113 kilometers an hour).","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Alonso Pérez","displaytitle":"Alonso Pérez","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4734485","titles":{"canonical":"Alonso_Pérez","normalized":"Alonso Pérez","display":"Alonso Pérez"},"pageid":21219128,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/Perez_Alonso_A_Cafe_By_The_River.jpg/330px-Perez_Alonso_A_Cafe_By_The_River.jpg","width":320,"height":260},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/Perez_Alonso_A_Cafe_By_The_River.jpg","width":1000,"height":812},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1088089869","tid":"c0d1d6cd-d4cd-11ec-986f-6edb2ba71982","timestamp":"2022-05-16T04:07:51Z","description":"Spanish painter","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonso_P%C3%A9rez","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonso_P%C3%A9rez?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia