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\"Around the World\" is the fourth single released by Ami Suzuki under the record label, Avex Trax.
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Thomas Gangemi, Sr. was the 35th mayor of Jersey City, New Jersey. Elected in 1961, the Italian-born Gangemi was forced to resign from office less than two years later when it was discovered that he had never become a United States citizen. Following his resignation, Jersey City was without a mayor for 47 days while the city council failed to reach a consensus on a successor.
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