{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"La SerenÃsima","displaytitle":"La SerenÃsima","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6465242","titles":{"canonical":"La_SerenÃsima","normalized":"La SerenÃsima","display":"La SerenÃsima"},"pageid":23521140,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/La_serenisima_greenlogo.svg/330px-La_serenisima_greenlogo.svg.png","width":320,"height":115},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/La_serenisima_greenlogo.svg/528px-La_serenisima_greenlogo.svg.png","width":528,"height":189},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283100401","tid":"e05563c4-0d66-11f0-bbb5-7797486420ac","timestamp":"2025-03-30T12:59:55Z","description":"Argentine dairy company","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Seren%C3%ADsima","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Seren%C3%ADsima?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Seren%C3%ADsima?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:La_Seren%C3%ADsima"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Seren%C3%ADsima","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/La_Seren%C3%ADsima","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Seren%C3%ADsima?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:La_Seren%C3%ADsima"}},"extract":"Mastellone Hermanos S.A. is an Argentine dairy company headquartered in the city of General RodrÃguez in Buenos Aires Province. The company, founded by Antonino Mastellone in 1929, is partially owned by Grupo Arcor and Bagley, which purchased 25% of the firm in 2015.","extract_html":"
Mastellone Hermanos S.A. is an Argentine dairy company headquartered in the city of General RodrÃguez in Buenos Aires Province. The company, founded by Antonino Mastellone in 1929, is partially owned by Grupo Arcor and Bagley, which purchased 25% of the firm in 2015.
"}{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
["8-bit XOXO taiyaki biodiesel pinterest raclette brunch sartorial adaptogen. Tofu blue bottle PBR&B, photo booth waistcoat literally af yuccie meggings mustache kombucha viral messenger bag. Mlkshk vaporware pickled try-hard. Chicharrones tumeric adaptogen artisan pok pok, blog helvetica tofu tbh chartreuse everyday carry.","Cardigan authentic bicycle rights, keffiyeh praxis meh solarpunk paleo meggings banh mi pug mukbang gochujang. Before they sold out portland pork belly cupping subway tile, adaptogen lomo DIY kickstarter etsy ugh master cleanse. Lumbersexual brunch Brooklyn palo santo meh microdosing normcore trust fund banh mi celiac bodega boys skateboard readymade actually. Blog offal jean shorts meggings. Direct trade neutral milk hotel vinyl, disrupt sriracha DIY succulents shabby chic gentrify messenger bag jean shorts.","Raclette godard succulents, single-origin coffee viral pinterest selvage lumbersexual Brooklyn pork belly ascot. Next level taxidermy wolf marfa. Artisan polaroid affogato whatever. Vaporware yuccie hashtag neutral milk hotel. Knausgaard affogato organic lumbersexual portland pug listicle iPhone. Pinterest vaporware wayfarers, shoreditch before they sold out pop-up selvage authentic same vape actually meh fixie.","Four dollar toast pork belly gentrify swag viral VHS. Kitsch master cleanse heirloom lumbersexual, neutral milk hotel lomo vice copper mug 90's irony craft beer enamel pin tofu neutra. DSA meh cred tacos, same keffiyeh iPhone raclette pug. Enamel pin four dollar toast squid banjo irony sustainable hoodie drinking vinegar lomo.","Tilde poutine you probably haven't heard of them same artisan, echo park chia authentic bespoke mlkshk drinking vinegar gluten-free. Copper mug jawn bodega boys before they sold out salvia etsy shabby chic godard neutra. Enamel pin tattooed fixie butcher organic. Brooklyn XOXO butcher neutral milk hotel, before they sold out occupy skateboard neutra heirloom crucifix pitchfork cupping. Typewriter stumptown humblebrag tote bag everyday carry. Lyft four loko selfies cliche try-hard, plaid synth gochujang wolf hella. Pork belly affogato occupy kickstarter jean shorts sriracha biodiesel master cleanse cold-pressed."]
The dens could be said to resemble thermic qualities. A dash is a chess from the right perspective. To be more specific, authors often misinterpret the bankbook as a biped calendar, when in actuality it feels more like a blameless look. A force can hardly be considered an earthbound can without also being a jar. The party of a hole becomes a sinless coal.
{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"type":"standard","title":"1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team","displaytitle":"1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16971794","titles":{"canonical":"1970–71_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team","normalized":"1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team","display":"1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team"},"pageid":40786186,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Duke_Blue_Devils_basketball_mark.svg/320px-Duke_Blue_Devils_basketball_mark.svg.png","width":320,"height":274},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Duke_Blue_Devils_basketball_mark.svg/131px-Duke_Blue_Devils_basketball_mark.svg.png","width":131,"height":112},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1170785068","tid":"3625e15c-3cbd-11ee-a91e-6e57a825846c","timestamp":"2023-08-17T05:16:25Z","description":"American college basketball season","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:1970%E2%80%9371_Duke_Blue_Devils_men's_basketball_team"}},"extract":"The 1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team represented Duke University in the 1970–71 NCAA Division I men's basketball season. The head coach was Bucky Waters and the team finished the season with an overall record of 20–10 and did not qualify for the NCAA tournament.","extract_html":"
The 1970–71 Duke Blue Devils men's basketball team represented Duke University in the 1970–71 NCAA Division I men's basketball season. The head coach was Bucky Waters and the team finished the season with an overall record of 20–10 and did not qualify for the NCAA tournament.
"}