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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do hamburgers go to dance?","punchline":"The meat-ball.","id":285}
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Jiufen Qingyun Temple is a Taoist temple in Jiufen, Taiwan.
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