{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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A Day at the Beach is a 1970 British film based on the 1962 book Een dagje naar het strand by Dutch author Heere Heeresma. The screenplay was written by Roman Polanski, who was originally intended to be the director, although most of the direction was finally done by first-timer Simon Hesera.
"}{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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